The Fast Show (TV Series)

Episode #1.4 (1994)

Paul Whitehouse: Various Roles

Quotes 

• Brilliant : Aren't shops brilliant? If you want something, no matter what it is, you can get it in the shop. Like a magazine or anything.

• Various Roles : Ted, I... Ted, I... I... I just wanted to say, I'm... I'm... sorry!... and...

  [Ralph turns and walks away] 

  Brilliant : Oh! Lord! It was my fault, sir!

• Various Roles , Brilliant : [Indecisive Dave can't make up his mind about what drink he wants]  Dave! Have what ever you want, mate!

  Brilliant : [Indecisive Dave cries]  I don't know what I want!