The Color of Magic (2008)

David Jason: Rincewind

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• Rincewind : That's old Twoflower for you. He just appreciates beauty in his own way. I mean, if a poet sees a daffodil, he stares at it and then writes a long poem. But Twoflower would wander off and buy a book on botany, and then as he reads it he would tread on the daffodil.

• Death : Your lifetime is up, Rincewind. I can't hang around all day.

  Rincewind : I can. What have you done with the tourist?

  Death : Nothing. He was lured by the attraction of the Wyrmberg.

  Rincewind : So at least the Patrician won't be sending out his men to kill me just yet then?

  Death : There is a distinct possibility that he may not need to.

  Rincewind : What are you grinning at?

  Death : Oh, I'm sorry. I can't help it. Now, would you be so kind as to let go? It won't hurt.

  Rincewind : Being torn to pieces by wolves won't hurt?

  Death : It would be over very quickly. And of course, they are an endangered species.