Noel is visited this week by some Elvis impersonators who take part in the Lyric Game, Frank Carson, Tony Blackburn and the Village Idiot also pop round; The public get to vote between snooker pros Willie Thorne and John Virgo for the gunge tank; Bob Wilson takes part in Grab a Grand wearing a kilt; and actress Jean Boht unwittingly takes part in a most memorable Gotcha.—anon