The New Addams Family (TV Series)
Fester's Punctured Romance (1998)
Glenn Taranto: Gomez Addams
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Quotes
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Uncle Fester : [glancing at Lucretia's page in the "Great Hopes Dating Service" book] Interests: none.
Morticia Addams : Likes: nothing.
Gomez Addams : Hates: the world. Fester, snap this one up before she gets away!
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Uncle Fester : Women! First I was fighting her off, and then she runs away.
Gomez Addams : Probably couldn't take the rejection.
Uncle Fester : That's all right, she had those revolting soft lips!
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Gomez Addams : But children, your Uncle Fester doesn't need any help with the ladies, he used to have to beat them off with a stick.
Morticia Addams : Until the police intervened...