Bromwell High (TV Series)

Prefect (2005)

Graeme Garden: Roger Bibby

Quotes 

• Mr. Bibby : [Discussing what to do about Keisha]  Headmaster, enough is enough. I think it's time to *get rid* of this problem once and for all.

  Iqbal : Hmm? Hmm. I see. You is make this problem disappear.

  Keisha Marie : What is you saying? Is it good?

  Mr. Bibby : Yes. Quite, we must *dispose* of this *problem* without delay.

  Iqbal : Ahh, you is mean *eliminate* this problem forever.

  Keisha Marie : What's this problem? Can I help?

  Iqbal : Let Iqbal is get absolutely straight. You is suggest we brutally murder this child and hack the head off her corpse?

  Mr. Bibby : No. But full marks for trying.

• Iqbal : Ah, Mr. Bib! At least you are not like the children.

  Mr. Bibby : But I am, headmaster. I'm-a like the children very much.

  Iqbal : No, I mean you no look like the children.

  Mr. Bibby : Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were talking Banana Boat English.

• Mr. Bibby : Keisha is like Terminator, but harder.

  Iqbal : Ah, like Terminator 2.