- EMU Representative: I'm looking for Wanda Dollard?
- Wanda Dollard: Now you're looking *at* Wanda Dollard.
- Brent Leroy: [to Lacey] Got any prune juice?
- [to Tina]
- Brent Leroy: Gotta keep the old train runnin' on time.
- Tina: Ewwww! Old people are *gross*!
- EMU Representative: [having just repossessed Wanda's PhD] Stick to Philosophy and no one gets hurt.
- Wanda Dollard: No one gets free pastries either.