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first lines]
Newsreader:
Following Flatby's historic victory in the courts yesterday, the people of the newly independent state declared today a public holiday, and held a street party. No arrests were made. This is Corbet Thomas for the Lunchtime News.
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last lines]
Winston:
Citizens of Flatby. By the powers vested in me I'd like to present this key of the town to our first natural-born citizen.
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applause]
Sally:
Thank you, thank you.
Laura:
What's his name?
Sally:
Well in recognition of his place in Flatby history, I have named him after the gallant men of our first cabinet. He is Winston Johnny Malcolm Bertrand Palmer.
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applause]
Sally:
He will be known as Bert.
Laura:
[
to Simon] Flatby's first citizen. Another little bastard.
Deidre:
Good morning, Flatby. This is the Deidre hour. Today I want to talk about public morality. I'm afraid we are becoming like Sodom and Gomorrah, and we know what happened in those two Irish towns.
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