"A Perfect State"
Episode #1.2 (1997)

Director:

Dewi Humphreys

Writer:

Michael Aitkens (written by)

TV Series:

"A Perfect State" (1997)

Original Air Date:

6 March 1997 (Season 1, Episode 2)

Genre:

Comedy

Plot:

Cast

Gwen Taylor	...	Laura
Rudolph Walker	...	Winston
Jacqueline Defferary	...	Julie
Matthew Cottle	...	Malcolm
Alan David	...	Gareth
Richard Hope	...	Simon
Philip Whitchurch	...	Meat Truck Driver
Trevor Cooper	...	Bert
Danny Webb	...	Johnny
Emma Amos	...	Deidre
Andy Greenhalgh	...	Tourist
Anita Wright	...	Doglady
Arthur Whybrow	...	Tramp
James Laurenson	...	Bill Jarvis M.P.

Quotes:

[first lines]
Laura: Ready? OK, Winston, the world is watching! Tits out, tummy in.
Winston: Citizens of the Independent State of Flatby, it gives me great pride and pleasure as Mayor of Flatby to ...
Julie: Uh, no no no. Sorry, not Mayor.
Winston: What?
Laura: Julie, shut up.
Julie: But he's no longer Mayor.
Winston: [indicating chain of office] So what's this then, my bloody tonsils?
Malcolm: She means that Mayor is an English title.
Julie: You are now Head of the Administrative Board.
Winston: Oh good, I'm so glad; it's nice to know who you are. It gives me great pleasure as Head of the Administrative Board of the Indepndent State of Flatby to inaugurate this border crossing and unveil this wonderful sign.