- Wanda Dollard: [referring to Einstein] I'm warning you, Kirk. Keep your eye on that turkey. He's smarter than he looks.
- Kirk Birkley: He'd pretty much have to be.
- Einstein the turkey: [to the other turkeys, in Gobbledegook] The tall human continues to be fooled. The revolution is at hand. But watch the short, yellow hair. She knows too much.
- [all the turkeys glare at Wanda]
- Wanda Dollard: Oh, my.