I was expecting for something else. I really like Kheiron and his two first movies but this one is a deception. He try to be human and sensitive with his tipical kind of humor but the ancient rome is not a place for that kind of situations.
14 Reviews
You too, Brutus?
kosmasp13 September 2022
But what in this case? Because this is history re-written - which I reckon is necessary to keep you interested. But you have to dig the humor and the comedy in the first place. Which might be quite tough to do - especially when the mixture and the tone is all over the place. Not sure if it has anything to do with the director also being the director.
So it sort of is - You directing too, Brutus? No pun intended - just stating a fact. Sort of - well you get the point I am certain of it. Now if you are willing to suspend your disbelief and have a heart for silly movies (that may not exactly know their place and what they want to tell you or how they want to entertain you) ... well you may have quite the fun with this.
So it sort of is - You directing too, Brutus? No pun intended - just stating a fact. Sort of - well you get the point I am certain of it. Now if you are willing to suspend your disbelief and have a heart for silly movies (that may not exactly know their place and what they want to tell you or how they want to entertain you) ... well you may have quite the fun with this.
Très moyen
tcochois3 April 2022
Oh my God !...
emmanuel4930018 September 2020
Oh my God !... Shame on the writer(s) of this ridiculous boring under-movie.
Some of the actors are supposed to be good, and they once were. But retirement might have been a better idea than "playing" in this rotten tomatoes competitor.
Disappointing
jamelbenrahal21 September 2020
I expected so much more from a very talented Kheiron. The script is really poor.. Ramzy Bedia as Julius Cesar was an enormous mistake. Too many references to spoof movies and fun cinema in general just didn't work in this film.. I was also bothered by too many guests invited in the cast.. some didn't have any purpose at all, some overplayed their role.. none had any depth in presence or script. Gerard Darmon is the only one that stood out.. it seems like here wrote and directed own parts.. I still like Kheiron on stage, in one man shows and in his personal and "dramatic" scenarios.. this type of humour should he left to others .. No that is said: ! congratulations to him on his third movie.. the two first ones were excellent so let's hope for more
Quo Vadis, French Cinema?
ElMaruecan8217 June 2021
There's a French expression I'm afraid will be lost in translation, it's a branch of comedy that goes through the designation of "potache humor", a term of reference englobing schoolboy pranks humor or the kind of unsophisticated inside jokes a few 'enlightened' minds can get... it's fair to say that "Brutus vs. Caesar", the highly anticipated and advertised swords-sandals-and-sneakers film from Amazon Prime is a monumental chunk of that humor. And here's a sample: Brutus (played by comedian Kheiron) mistakes a 'complot' reunion for one where they serve 'compote', after all, there are 'raclette' parties, aren't there?
I suspect Kheiron has enough common sense to figure out that no half-brain will command laughter from such a stupid joke, but the film aims low, it aims at the chuckle, the little one you almost accidentally exude when a joke is so lame that you laugh at the guts it took to put it in the final cut. That joke made me chuckle or smile but the more such jokes where used, the lower the film sunk in comedic abysses I didn't think were possible. Even Michael Youn's films didn't bother with quality plots but he had standards, even the dreadful "RRRrrrrr!" had the merit to set a realistic design of the prehistoric era, even "The Daltons" ventured into fantasy with a meager but still edible narrative... "Brutus vs. Caesar" had no story, it's a barbecue of little shish kebab jokes up the skewer of lousy vignettes where Rome is set in Morocco and Gauls seems as accessible as the next bus station.
After a round of heartfelt albeit not successful films, I figured Kheiron's priority wasn't into convincing the viewer that this was the real Rome -I'm telling you, the film aims low- he doesn't try to emulate "Life of Brian" or classic French peplum spoofs like "A Quarter to Two B. C." or "Mission Cleopatra" because at least these movies put us in a semblance of realism to better detach us from it, constructing before deconstructing, but "Brutus vs. Caesar" sets the tone pretty quickly, this is a variation of Rome that only exists for the sake of benign chuckles, it's a sketchy cheap Carthage-looking Rome begging us to suspend our disbelief because... it's only a joke, but the jokes aren't even funny to begin with.
Kheiron is an intelligent person all right and I guess he didn't have the right budget and one could appreciate that the film subverted so many tropes and featured a revisionist take on Roman history with Black soldiers, where Vercingetorix is played by an Arab and so was Caesar - at least Ramzy Bedia is having fun playing the megalomaniac dictator- and Spartacus is a geek who went too hard on Chips and sodas and women are part of the Senate. These anachronistic touches are like the barbed wire preventing any critic to go hard on the film, because if you ever criticize it, you might be labeled a reactionary... but what are these changes for? What do they provide? Are these characters interesting?
If you make a woman senator, give her a substantial thing to do. If you have a TV star on your cast, don't just take them for granted and do something about it. No, it's all an exercice in style and nothing else with a bland character who's got nothing to offer, except falling after running. That's the kind of running gag the film can desperately rely on: Brutus can't run. And it doesn't get any better. In one scene a rich plebeian tells his female slave that she's got no brain, the right pay-off is ruined by her explaining the situation to Spartacus who keeps comically missing the point. The film sabotages its own jokes.
And the romance that grows between Kheiron and Lina El Arabi Is played straight as if we were supposed to root for these characters because they were the heroes... it didn't make any sense at all and it's a shame that French cinema should fund such duds while many struggling writers try to come up with elaborate screenplays ; today, the goofiest adaptation of any kiddies comic-book with a bankable face is worth more than whatever efforts some decent creative minds with no connections can pull.
"Brutus vs. Caesar" is a disaster that can't get away with the the so-called second degree, there are a few jokes here and there but the gags are like the setting: cheap, lowbrow and phony, with a tedious story and an editing that can't save the film from its atrocious look and idiotic directing, the characters are bland and the film is obviously designed to elicit some strong responses from some fans of Kheiron who don't regard the real history of France or Rome as their own, it's a sort of appropriation of French history and geography by a minority (to which I happen to belong by the way) which is okay in my book if it was funny but would have the opposite been accepted? I don't think so.
I don't want to get into that turf but there's something very unpleasant in that mocking of classic history that makes me wonder how Lhermitte, Darmon or (et tu?) Pierre Richard ended up in this mess.. even Kheiron who strikes me as a comedian worthy enough of our attention not to try to be a poor man's Youn or Debbouze.
... oh and yes, the film had the guts to end on that cliffhanger, well, let me tell you something, the only thing that should hang over a cliff is any script containing the sequel and who ever holds it should just drop it and say "Scriptum delenda est". (yes and that I'm a Latinist made me hate the film even more).
I suspect Kheiron has enough common sense to figure out that no half-brain will command laughter from such a stupid joke, but the film aims low, it aims at the chuckle, the little one you almost accidentally exude when a joke is so lame that you laugh at the guts it took to put it in the final cut. That joke made me chuckle or smile but the more such jokes where used, the lower the film sunk in comedic abysses I didn't think were possible. Even Michael Youn's films didn't bother with quality plots but he had standards, even the dreadful "RRRrrrrr!" had the merit to set a realistic design of the prehistoric era, even "The Daltons" ventured into fantasy with a meager but still edible narrative... "Brutus vs. Caesar" had no story, it's a barbecue of little shish kebab jokes up the skewer of lousy vignettes where Rome is set in Morocco and Gauls seems as accessible as the next bus station.
After a round of heartfelt albeit not successful films, I figured Kheiron's priority wasn't into convincing the viewer that this was the real Rome -I'm telling you, the film aims low- he doesn't try to emulate "Life of Brian" or classic French peplum spoofs like "A Quarter to Two B. C." or "Mission Cleopatra" because at least these movies put us in a semblance of realism to better detach us from it, constructing before deconstructing, but "Brutus vs. Caesar" sets the tone pretty quickly, this is a variation of Rome that only exists for the sake of benign chuckles, it's a sketchy cheap Carthage-looking Rome begging us to suspend our disbelief because... it's only a joke, but the jokes aren't even funny to begin with.
Kheiron is an intelligent person all right and I guess he didn't have the right budget and one could appreciate that the film subverted so many tropes and featured a revisionist take on Roman history with Black soldiers, where Vercingetorix is played by an Arab and so was Caesar - at least Ramzy Bedia is having fun playing the megalomaniac dictator- and Spartacus is a geek who went too hard on Chips and sodas and women are part of the Senate. These anachronistic touches are like the barbed wire preventing any critic to go hard on the film, because if you ever criticize it, you might be labeled a reactionary... but what are these changes for? What do they provide? Are these characters interesting?
If you make a woman senator, give her a substantial thing to do. If you have a TV star on your cast, don't just take them for granted and do something about it. No, it's all an exercice in style and nothing else with a bland character who's got nothing to offer, except falling after running. That's the kind of running gag the film can desperately rely on: Brutus can't run. And it doesn't get any better. In one scene a rich plebeian tells his female slave that she's got no brain, the right pay-off is ruined by her explaining the situation to Spartacus who keeps comically missing the point. The film sabotages its own jokes.
And the romance that grows between Kheiron and Lina El Arabi Is played straight as if we were supposed to root for these characters because they were the heroes... it didn't make any sense at all and it's a shame that French cinema should fund such duds while many struggling writers try to come up with elaborate screenplays ; today, the goofiest adaptation of any kiddies comic-book with a bankable face is worth more than whatever efforts some decent creative minds with no connections can pull.
"Brutus vs. Caesar" is a disaster that can't get away with the the so-called second degree, there are a few jokes here and there but the gags are like the setting: cheap, lowbrow and phony, with a tedious story and an editing that can't save the film from its atrocious look and idiotic directing, the characters are bland and the film is obviously designed to elicit some strong responses from some fans of Kheiron who don't regard the real history of France or Rome as their own, it's a sort of appropriation of French history and geography by a minority (to which I happen to belong by the way) which is okay in my book if it was funny but would have the opposite been accepted? I don't think so.
I don't want to get into that turf but there's something very unpleasant in that mocking of classic history that makes me wonder how Lhermitte, Darmon or (et tu?) Pierre Richard ended up in this mess.. even Kheiron who strikes me as a comedian worthy enough of our attention not to try to be a poor man's Youn or Debbouze.
... oh and yes, the film had the guts to end on that cliffhanger, well, let me tell you something, the only thing that should hang over a cliff is any script containing the sequel and who ever holds it should just drop it and say "Scriptum delenda est". (yes and that I'm a Latinist made me hate the film even more).
Awful......
s327616924 September 2020
Aside from the fact this is unfunny there's the issue of yet more cultural misappropriation.
Apparently Vercingetorix, a Gallic tribal leader is suddenly black. That would be alright if he was a black man but he wasn't. Its absurd stuff that makes a mockery of historical fact and the cultural heritage that defines it. Back that up with a lame script that is not funny and you have this thing.
As someone with French ancestry I found this irritating , inaccurate and idiotic in equal parts.
1/10.
Apparently Vercingetorix, a Gallic tribal leader is suddenly black. That would be alright if he was a black man but he wasn't. Its absurd stuff that makes a mockery of historical fact and the cultural heritage that defines it. Back that up with a lame script that is not funny and you have this thing.
As someone with French ancestry I found this irritating , inaccurate and idiotic in equal parts.
1/10.
Disgusting!!
mwrwazed30 September 2020
I Like Fun Terrible Movies: This was Just Terrible
Dark_Lord_Mark4 September 2021
Watched dubbed on Amazon. I did not laugh or find it entertaining.
It had no humor, no real action, it just went from scene to scene. It felt like a bad drama? Dramadey?
It was bad, not worth the time. I thought it would be full of dirty humor, it had none!
Oh, in this bland non-comedy it has lots of ahem, migrant types in Rome, in the military and so on.
So with a comedy it can get away with it, but this was not funny. I am NOT exaggerating when I said it had nothing funny.
1 out of 10. I must have seen 100 movies this year or so, this is definitely the worst.
It had no humor, no real action, it just went from scene to scene. It felt like a bad drama? Dramadey?
It was bad, not worth the time. I thought it would be full of dirty humor, it had none!
Oh, in this bland non-comedy it has lots of ahem, migrant types in Rome, in the military and so on.
So with a comedy it can get away with it, but this was not funny. I am NOT exaggerating when I said it had nothing funny.
1 out of 10. I must have seen 100 movies this year or so, this is definitely the worst.
Not the popular opinion but...
noreplyabout25 January 2021
awesome movie
liukangkunglao1 September 2021
it IS funny!
cont-4544226 September 2021
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