My Family (TV Series)
Breaking Up Ain't Hard to Do (2007)
Rhodri Meilir: Alfie Butts
Quotes
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Alfie Butts : Sorry to interrupt you, Michael.
Michael Harper : It's alright, Alfie. Let me just finish this. I'm ordering myself a girlfriend from Thailand. Want one?
Alfie Butts : No, er... no, thank you. Before you know where you are, they've taken all your money, left you for your best friend, married him and claimed UK citizenship...
Michael Harper : [Gives Alfie a look]
Alfie Butts : ...I'm told.
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Alfie Butts : I've already done a couple of warm-up gigs upstairs at The Dog & Duck.
Michael Harper : How did they go?
Alfie Butts : Pretty well, yes! All six customers seemed to enjoy it! At the end, I had two women fighting over me!
Michael Harper : Hey! Not bad!
Alfie Butts : No, I was crouched on the floor protecting my guitar. They were fighting *over* me.
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Alfie Butts : [after filming a music video] That was my latest composition entitled 'Bangor For Fun'.
Michael Harper : Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, Alfie! It's bad enough you called your album 'Butts Unplugged'! You can't have a song called 'Bangor For Fun'.
Alfie Butts : Why not?
Michael Harper : Think about it.
Alfie Butts : [Thinks a while, but fails to get the innuendo] Why not?