Psych (TV Series)

65 Million Years Off (2007)

Dulé Hill: Burton Guster

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Quotes 

• Shawn Spencer : [looking at a field of dirt mounds]  Oh, look at that. It's like that movie, the one with, uh... Sigourney Weaver.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : "Aliens"?

  Shawn Spencer : No.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : "Alien"?

  Shawn Spencer : No!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : "Alien: Resurrection"?

  Shawn Spencer : Gus, the one with the holes and Shia LaBeouf.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : They had holes in Shia LaBeouf?

  Shawn Spencer : The holes were in the ground, dude. Like that.

  [gestures toward the mounds] 

  Shawn Spencer : And Jon Voight was walking around all crazy.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Oh! "Anaconda".

  Shawn Spencer : [sighs]  Man, never mind.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : "Gorillas in the Mist"? "Death and the Maiden"?

  Shawn Spencer : No.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : "Half-Moon Street"?

  Shawn Spencer : Just let it go.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : You almost closed down our agency with that little act of yours Shawn.

  Shawn Spencer : Me? You're the one spending all your extra time at your little side project.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : You mean my real job? Soon to be my only job?

• Shawn Spencer : You're mad.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : No, I'm not mad. I'm happy. I'm thrilled. I love looking like an idiot.

  Shawn Spencer : Well, that explains your shoes.

• Shawn Spencer : [about Walker]  Why didn't he just lease the land?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I don't get it.

  Shawn Spencer : [sits up]  I've got an idea. Let's ask him.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : What? We're pretty sure we just found a cold-blooded killer and you want to go to his house and ask him about it?

  Shawn Spencer : We can ask nicely.

• Shawn Spencer : [flashlight is shown in Shawn's face]  Ahh, Gus, that thing is brighter than the sun! I think you just gave me glaucoma!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : You can't give someone glaucoma.

• Shawn Spencer : I can play Six Degrees of Dinosaur with you right now. You've never been in a movie with Kevin Bacon or Dilaposaurus, have you?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : How about you play Six Degrees of Kiss My Ass?

  Shawn Spencer : First of all, that sounds like a totally disturbing game.

• Henry Spencer : Shawn, what are you doing?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Yeah, what are we doing, Shawn?

  Shawn Spencer : I need to borrow some tools.

  Henry Spencer : What kind of tools?

  Shawn Spencer : Digging tools.

  Henry Spencer : Are you still on the dinosaur thing?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : We're still on the dinosaur thing?

  Shawn Spencer : What, is there an echo in here?

• Shawn Spencer : You think I'm afraid of a little competition?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I know you're afraid of competition. Why else would you have purposefully broken the "Battlezone" at Pizza Royale?

  Shawn Spencer : Dude, you beat me once. And only because you first used the eyepiece and *then* revealed you had pinkeye.

• Shawn Spencer : Dude, look at the road when you're driving.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I'm staying down for safety.

  Shawn Spencer : He was shooting directly into the air, Gus.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Bullets go up, they have to come down.

  Shawn Spencer : Do you know what the trajectory would have to be for that to happen.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Don't you dare argue physics with me! Not while were in the process of getting killed!

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Didn't you see the "Trespassers will be shot" sign?

  Shawn Spencer : Look at that, it totally said that. My bad.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : No Lennie!

  Shawn Spencer : Gus, you know how long I've been waiting to pull out my Lennie?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : No, Shawn, we do the National Paleontology Society thing, as agreed, and we keep it very, very simple.

  Shawn Spencer : [sighs]  It's not as much fun as whipping out my Lennie.