Quotes
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Sam Oliver : See that guy over there? I just had a strange vision of him stabbing me.
Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : I just ate a strange cupcake.
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Sam Oliver : The paint mixer rodeo! That's one angry looking bull. You sure you're ready for this?
Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : This is not my first time in the rodeo, Sam.
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Sam Oliver : Don't you have minions down in hell to keep track of these things? Like who's escaped recently? I don't know how it works, come on.
Devil : Minions. You know who works for me in my central office? White collar criminals. They hate me. They hate their jobs. I'm lucky if I get coffee in the morning.
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Sam Oliver : God, you sound like Ted.
Devil : Oh, that was harsh. Ted is a real douche bag.
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Ben : I'm worried about Winston. He's innocent in all this.
Sam Oliver : What about me, man? I'm an innocent. You're not feeding me pretzels and nestling me on your breast.
Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : Okay, that's just gross.
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Sam Oliver : You put the contract for my soul with my third grade report card, and Mr Huggles?
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Devil : I never drink while I'll work. Clouds the mind.
Sam Oliver : Maybe if you drank you'd be less of a dick.
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Sam Oliver : What is Ted doing?
Andi : I put a note on his windshield. Says sorry, I hit your car.
Sam Oliver : You hit Ted's car?
Andi : Nope
Sam Oliver : Who did?
Andi : No one. But he's been looking for the damage for over ten minutes now.
