Quotes
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Minka Kropotkin : Why do we always have to do things your vay Mr. Big-Shot?
Grandpa Boris : Because my way is right! That's why!
Minka Kropotkin : Vey!
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Minka Kropotkin : Since when is spotty old glasses a part of Jewish tradition?
Grandpa Boris : For your information, these are my father's wine glasses. They came all the way from Smolensk.
Minka Kropotkin : Vell, my mother;'s vine glasses came from Vilnius, and they got no spots all over them.
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Minka Kropotkin : [repeatedly when she starts crying after hearing her husband's name] Boris?
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Stu Pickles : [driving to Boris and Minka's house] Deed, are you sure this whole ceremony is reading necessary? It's so boring.
Didi Pickles : Passover isn't boring. It's a very meaningful holiday.
Stu Pickles : Well, if it's so meaningful, how come there's no presents?
Didi Pickles : Stu, the passover seder is a time for Jewish families to come together and retell the history of their people. We've been doing it for thousands of years.
Stu Pickles : Sounds boring to me.
