The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Road to Ruin or Mine Over Matter/Two Flying Ghosts or High Spirits (1960)

June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Boris Badenov : Well, cheerio! I'm off to Mt. Flatten.

  [Natasha appears and joins him] 

  Natasha Fatale : WE'RE off, dahlink.

  Boris Badenov : What you are doing here, sweetheart?

  Natasha Fatale : Keeping you from stealing moose's mine all for yourself, dahlink.

  Boris Badenov : Who, me? Honey, bumpkin, would I double-crossing own partner?

  Natasha Fatale : You tell me.

  Boris Badenov : [laughs maliciously]  Yes, I would! Okay.

• Natasha Fatale : What are you going to do now, Boris?

  Boris Badenov : You couldn't guess, Natasha? Me? World's number one wheeler? Cold-blooded, nerves of steel? What would I do?

  Natasha Fatale : What?

  Boris Badenov : I cry like baby!

  [cries heavily] 

• Boris Badenov : Won't be long, Natasha. We'll be at Mt. Flatten.

  [Boris rides past Rocky and Bullwinkle] 

  Natasha Fatale : You sure moose and squirrel won't show up unexpectedly?

  Boris Badenov : I'm absotively posilute. By now, they've been blown into itsy little bits. They're goners, capoot, all finished.

  Natasha Fatale : Then who was that we just passed?

  Boris Badenov : G-G-Ghosts! Must have been ghosts!

  Natasha Fatale : Hitchhiking?

• [Rocky and Bullwinkle's attempt to hitchhike proves unsuccessful] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Gee, we could be stranded here from now on, Bullwinkle.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, I'll stop the next car, Rock.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : How?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I'll just lie down here in the road is what.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Hey, that's dangerous!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Tut, tut, Rocket. Who in the world would ever run over somebody laying in the middle of the road.

  [a car drives by and runs over Bullwinkle] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, now we know who.