- Cedric Sneer: I thought I'd lost you there, Pop.
- Cyril Sneer: We Sneers don't disappear as easily as that. And we've got hundreds of years of history to prove it, son!
- Cedric Sneer: I know that, Pop... even if I'm not a real Sneer.
- Cyril Sneer: What are you talking about?
- Cedric Sneer: It's okay, Pop. You don't have to keep it a secret anymore. I know I'm adopted.
- Cyril Sneer: Wha... where'd you get that crazy idea? No, wait. You're not adopted, son. I'm the one who's adopted.
- Bert Raccoon: [astonished] Cyril Sneer... adopted?
- Pig Two: Does that make our contract invalid?