The Bill Engvall Show (TV Series)

Feel Free to Say No (2007)

Nancy Travis: Susan Pearson

Quotes 

• Susan Pearson : [recounting the stressful day she's had]  Well, first I get a call from Trent's teacher, letting us know he's got a five page report due tomorrow. Lauren rearended someone. No one was hurt, thank God. Raffles freaked out when Bryan's python got loose and I have to make five dozen cookies.

  Bill Pearson : There's a snake loose in this house?

• Bill Pearson : [to Susan]  Oh alright, you wanna argue about this? Then let's argue naked.

  Susan Pearson : [Susan gives Bill a weird smile]  What?

• Susan Pearson : Guys... keeping the world mellow.

• Lauren Pearson : Why did you guys... choose to have other children after me?

  Susan Pearson : Cause, we were young... and stupid.