Why are they making such meaningless movie that gives you none other than zero. Poor story, poor script, horrible actors and actresses, no thrill, very bad back ground score even dialogues do not matched with lips and sounds somewhere goes in air and long boring length, all make you to see waste of time. Actually I want to give it 3 stars but unfortunately it made me to give zero, and here are no zero rating then one is enough. Avoid totally else loose 1.40 hours wasting.
20 Reviews
Bad, terrible and the worst film I have ever watched.
XueHuaBingYu24 May 2020
I really had so much high hope. I thought this film was an interesting, full of excitement and of course, awesome action. Instead of it, what I got is a bag of disappointment. The action is bad. The story is awful. The actress for the main character, Jade Black, well, her performance is terrible. I can see that she's acting instead of happening naturally. Bad casting. She shouldn't be in the main character role. They should have chosen the other actress.
All in all, everything in this film is so bad, so unbearable. After 10 minutes, I had to stop watching.
My advice? Don't watch this film because you will regret watching it if you watch this. There are a lot of great films out there. Leave this one and watch the other films.
All in all, everything in this film is so bad, so unbearable. After 10 minutes, I had to stop watching.
My advice? Don't watch this film because you will regret watching it if you watch this. There are a lot of great films out there. Leave this one and watch the other films.
So bad it's ...bad
tangoscash17 February 2020
There's bad and then every once in a while, there's terrible. Absolutely forgettable film. In fact it was so bad, after suffering through the first 50 minutes, I realised I have too much self respect to finish watching.
Terrible
ingridaphillips2 May 2020
A horrible movie
julkar-328434 July 2020
Absolutely hopeless
cjwilkinson-818089 January 2020
a message to y'all
ops-525359 January 2020
High octane has done it again, just that this time its worse than ever
i can just say that i, the grumpy old man can point my bb.gun( with no recoil) with straight arms and miss the target without loosing my face, so what would have happen to the nearsighted superagent girl who makes this films introduction.... im sure the recoil wont make her a pretty face a pretty sight no more. im not sure this film was just a joke or not, but all viewers with some selfrespect, have a try but make a reconsideration after about 1 minute and 30 second....is it worth your life time?
film is fun to make, but shall also be fun to view too, this isnt, the grumpy old man says
i can just say that i, the grumpy old man can point my bb.gun( with no recoil) with straight arms and miss the target without loosing my face, so what would have happen to the nearsighted superagent girl who makes this films introduction.... im sure the recoil wont make her a pretty face a pretty sight no more. im not sure this film was just a joke or not, but all viewers with some selfrespect, have a try but make a reconsideration after about 1 minute and 30 second....is it worth your life time?
film is fun to make, but shall also be fun to view too, this isnt, the grumpy old man says
Just......no....sorry
zondaar-887-73383716 August 2020
Funniest action movie ever
goose_swe3 July 2020
Never laught so hard at a action movie ever. They try so hard and fail so epic and thats so funny. Best epic car chase I've ever seen on the screen. Look at the dubbel speed on the film and laugh. The Room shines in comparison
Very very Fool bad movie
bradbrandon-9126514 January 2021
The trailer says it all.....awful.
LordCommandar3 May 2020
Just saw the trailer and you just know when a trailer looks bad, the film is going to be much worse. So I particularly don't going any further than that. Even though it's free on Prime video I'm still going not going to watch it. The trailer says it all.....awful.
Agent Jade Black
a_baron14 May 2021
This film has received universally bad reviews, even the sole reviewer who gave it 10 out of 10 did so as a joke, which begs the question, do any of these people understand what this film really is? Who apart from Jade Black has the initials JB? What spy? Precisely! There is even a scene in which she is being kitted out by a technician who might just as well be called Q.
In short, like that illustrious franchise, this film isn't to be taken seriously, much of the killing is comic book stuff, as is the plot, a megalomaniac seeking to take over the world, destroy it, or simply extract billions of dollars from captive governments, and our fearless gal is going to save us from all this. This is no fainting couch feminist, so don't get in her face.
Katie Burgess is a looker, and plays the part of a woman resigned to the banality of evil extremely well. There aren't that many stunts, but the soundtrack, which was written by its director, isn't bad either.
In short, like that illustrious franchise, this film isn't to be taken seriously, much of the killing is comic book stuff, as is the plot, a megalomaniac seeking to take over the world, destroy it, or simply extract billions of dollars from captive governments, and our fearless gal is going to save us from all this. This is no fainting couch feminist, so don't get in her face.
Katie Burgess is a looker, and plays the part of a woman resigned to the banality of evil extremely well. There aren't that many stunts, but the soundtrack, which was written by its director, isn't bad either.
Worse Movie of all time
kirstein-4261915 November 2021
The movie is so bad, it's worth watching. Actor Katie Burgess needs to take acting lessons. The screenplay was written in a sloppy and haphazard manner. The movie was poorly edited with some sequences making no sense. The cheap sets, the spartan offices, the unbelievably boring dialogue are palpable. The opening scene is pretty good in a desert but that's the only dramatic moment. Connie Franklin was the only actor with any talent in the movie! Yet, it was free on Crackle and while a waste of time, eventually ended.
Spy game
BandSAboutMovies18 January 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Rescued from the international white slave trade as a young girl and trained as a secret government killer, Jade Black must now go after a rogue former agent. That agent has the same background as her, but has now developed a biological weapon about to destroy the world, starting with the rich and powerful men who started the human trafficking operation they were both rescued from years earlier.
Director Terry Spears also created American Terror Story and Hell's Bell. Now, he's lending his talents to this film which was shot entirely in Oklahoma. It stars Katie Burgess, who was in The Jurassic Games.
It's got an intriguing premise and Burgess shows promise. If you don't let low budgets get in your way and you enjoy spy action, perhaps you should meet Jade Black.
Director Terry Spears also created American Terror Story and Hell's Bell. Now, he's lending his talents to this film which was shot entirely in Oklahoma. It stars Katie Burgess, who was in The Jurassic Games.
It's got an intriguing premise and Burgess shows promise. If you don't let low budgets get in your way and you enjoy spy action, perhaps you should meet Jade Black.
Not Awful, But Not Good
comicnerd-2280812 January 2020
Agent Jade Black somehow isn't the worst movie I've seen in the year of 2020. That would have to go to something even stupider like All the Freckles in the World or some crap. But this films low budget can limit how good it is, some of the sound effects are pretty bad, the performances aren't good, I mean maybe whoever plays Jade is good at times, but this film has poor actors. Some of the music sounds like some stock copyright free crap you would see in a YouTube video. There are other low budget films that have good music, like King Candy, so don't say it's because their budget is small. The intentions of the villains are kind of confusing, like they kill people but their also trying to end the organization that Jade works for and they do other stuff, it's confusing. Overall it isn't bad but it ain't good.
Dissatisfied
kcforsberg3 May 2020
Sad
bitbucketchip20 November 2021
Movies like this one make me sad. It's depressing to think not one family member or friend of those involved in this production cared enough to be honest with them. Whatever talents the cast and crew of this turkey have in life, it obviously isn't in filmmaking. You'd think someone would respect these individuals enough to be honest and say, "Why don't you try selling insurance or detailing cars or becoming a theoretical physicist because this ain't for you. Here are some YouTube clips of third graders doing a skit that are more professional than anything you've managed. Now stop wasting everyone's time and start behaving like a responsible adult. Luv ya!"
Two stars for the Best Boy Grip's efforts at lighting rising above the laughably incompetent directing, writing, acting, cinematography, sound, and costuming. Two stars.
Two stars for the Best Boy Grip's efforts at lighting rising above the laughably incompetent directing, writing, acting, cinematography, sound, and costuming. Two stars.
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