My Family (TV Series)
Susan of Troy (2007)
Rosemary Leach: Grace
Quotes
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Susan Harper : You're right, mother. You can't have too many pictures of the exact same beach.
Grace : You know, Brad and I go down there in our bathing costumes and have the entire beach to ourselves.
Ben Harper : Really? Can't think why!
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Grace : That's the beach at sunset. And that's us getting married on the beach. Then we're back to the beginning again.
Susan Harper : Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Show me that last photo! You got married again?
Grace : Darling, we didn't want a fuss.
Susan Harper : And you didn't invite us?
Ben Harper : And for that, we are eternally grateful!
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Susan Harper : [Looking at a photo of Grace's husband, Brad] Did he never take those Speedos off?
Grace : Oh, yes!
Ben Harper : Oh, no!
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Grace : You know, sometimes it's hard to tell you things. You have a tendency to overreact.
Susan Harper : I DO NOT...
[calms down]
Susan Harper : overreact.
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Weakest Link Presenter : Susan, in legal jargon, who may be said to be called up to the Bar?
Susan Harper : Besides my mother, a barrister.
Grace : Charming!
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Weakest Link Presenter : So Susan, why Brad?
Susan Harper : Because it doesn't matter if I vote off one of my mother's husbands. There'll be another one along in a minute.
Grace : You're a fine one to talk!
Weakest Link Presenter : Something to say, Grace?
Grace : Ye- no, no, no, no! My daughter's led a perfect life!
Weakest Link Presenter : I think I sense tension!
Grace : I'm only saying she's made some bad decisions and I don't just mean Ben! Las Vegas, 1973?
Weakest Link Presenter : Las Vegas, Susan?
Ben Harper : What?
Susan Harper : I have no idea what... Can we move on?
Weakest Link Presenter : No, no! What did happen in Vegas?
Susan Harper : I don't remember!
Weakest Link Presenter : Grace, could you help us out here?
Grace : She had a quickie marriage!
Ben Harper : What?
Susan Harper : Mother, you are the weakest link - goodbye!