My Family (TV Series)
Dutch Art and Dutch Courage (2007)
Andy Taylor: Receptionist
Quotes
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Receptionist : Would you please take Mrs Harper and her friend to 103?
Susan Harper : We are just friends.
Receptionist : I'm sure you are!
Susan Harper : No, but you said friends like in 'friend'.
Receptionist : Oh, I'm sorry. Would you please take Mrs Harper and her 'friend' to 103?
Susan Harper : Perhaps you should just call us business associates?
Receptionist : Very well - Mrs Harper and her business associate to 103.
Susan Harper : Look you!
James Garret : Susan.
[Walks to the room with Susan]
Bellman : Affair?
Receptionist : Prostitute!
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Ben Harper : How would you like some free dental work?
Receptionist : Are you threatening me?
Ben Harper : No, I'm a dentist!
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Ben Harper : OK, here's £5, OK?
Receptionist : Are you trying to bribe me?
Ben Harper : No, I'm just giving you £5.
Receptionist : Oh. Alright. Thank you.
Ben Harper : [pause] Well?
Receptionist : Well, what?
Ben Harper : Give me the number.
Receptionist : I told you, I can't do that.
Ben Harper : I just gave you £5!
Receptionist : You just said it wasn't a bribe!