My Family (TV Series)
Dutch Art and Dutch Courage (2007)
Daniela Denby-Ashe: Janey Harper
Quotes
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Alfie Butts : Stiff neck, Janey?
Janey Harper : Oh, yeah! It's killing me!
Alfie Butts : You know, I am skilled in the fine art of massage. I could help. Back home in the farm, I used to give the pigs massages to put them at ease - right before the spike was driven into their head.
Ben Harper : Have you ever massaged anything on two legs?
Alfie Butts : Oh, sure. Chickens, mostly. Although, I did do a duck with a nasty hamstring problem once. Two sessions, he was as good as new!
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Susan Harper : Michael, Michael. It's just a driving test. You can take it again. It'll be OK.
Michael Harper : I'm a failure. First time I've ever failed at anything. Don't know how to react.
Ben Harper : Janey, tell Michael how to react.
Janey Harper : What? Don't ask me! I passed my driving test the first time!
Michael Harper : Oh, my God!
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Alfie Butts : Janey, you still seem to be in considerable pain. What exactly happened?
Janey Harper : I was on the gym on the treadmill.
Alfie Butts : Exercising without proper supervision is a minefield.
Janey Harper : Actually, some fit bloke went past and I just jerked my head too quickly.
Alfie Butts : That used to happen to the pigs when the butcher drove past!