Lorraine Chase: Shelly

Quotes 

• Shelly : You know, Susan? I think I married the wrong Harper when I married Dick.

  [Hugs Ben from behind] 

  Shelly : I tell you, babes, you want to hang on to this one. You're a very lucky girl!

  Susan Harper : I tell myself that every time I pick up his underpants from the floor!

  Shelly : Ooh, don't start talking about his pants! You'll get me at it!

• Shelly : Here! While there's a lull in the proceedings, how about you and me sneaking into that little Roller out there and, er, checking out the suspension?

  Ben Harper : What?

  Shelly : Come on! It'll be a bit of a laugh!

  Ben Harper : Mmm, yes, well... well, erm... I-I... call me old fashioned, but, er, you know, your daughter's out there, you know? Shouldn't you be with her? I mean, er... after all, it is her wedding!

  Shelly : Gather your nuts while you may!