- Blaine Edwards: Our next piece we're gonna discuss is Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa.
- Blaine Edwards, Antoine Merriweather: Hated it!
- Antoine Merriweather: Where are Miss Mona's eyebrows? Tell me!
- Blaine Edwards: Yes, I think somebody went a little tweezer crazy.
- Anton Jackson: Some of you may already recognize me from some of my many television appearances. I was on the 6 O'clock news last night. Yeah, I was the dude in the choke hold.
- Antoine Merriweather: Did you really like it?
- Blaine Edwards: Cross my heart and hope to look like Whoopi Goldberg in my next life.