- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the bubblegum that clings to your shoe.
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3AM.
- Drake Mallard: [playing Whiffle Boy] Woohoo!
- [laughs]
- Drake Mallard: Victory is mine! Yes!
- [Gosalyn's chocolate cake hits him in the face]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [in angered sarcasm] You're right, video games do rot your brain.
- Drake Mallard: [stutters] I was looking for something educational to watch.
- [He grabs the remote as Gosalyn marches up to him, taking an entry form out of his pocket]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: You're entered in the contest too? You knew all along!
- [opening lines]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [shouting in excitement] BUSTED!
- [Drake gets distracted and his duster accidentally pushes two vases onto the floor, breaking them]
- Patrick: Gosalyn Mallard takes the lead, ladies and gents.
- Patricia: Next up, Drake Mallard!
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Good luck. Not like it'll make a difference.
- Drake Mallard: Ha! I don't need luck, little lady. I'm hot.
- [the game blows up in front of him and dies out]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Hot? You're sizzling.