- Zack Martin: [after seeing Cody being taken away to the hotel's mummy exhibition dressed as a mummy] Great! Now I have to pay $32.50 just to see my brother!
- Zack Martin: Don't worry. I've got a plan.
- Cody Martin: No.
- Zack Martin: You don't even know what I was thinking.
- Cody Martin: You were thinking of wrapping me up in that gauze, going and getting the real mummy, and then switching us back later.
- Zack Martin: OK, so you do know what I was thinking.
- Cody Martin: I've got a bad feeling about this.
- Zack Martin: Come on, what could possibly go wrong?
- Cody Martin: I have to go potty.
- Carey Martin: Oh, sweetie, are you okay? We better get you unwrapped. After all that time, you must really have to go.
- Cody Martin: Not anymore. This gauze is really absorbant.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: We're going to wrap Holly in this, then get it by past Skippy so we can switch it with the real mummy, bring it down here and give it to Ambassador Pepe. He's going home in time for the iguanas.
- Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez: He is? Oh, man, I can't believe I missed again! I love the Running of the Iguanas.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: The Running of the Iguanas?
- Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez: We used to have the Running of the Chameleons, but nobody could see them.