My Family (TV Series)

Once More with Feeling (2007)

Tayler Marshall: Kenzo Harper

Quotes 

• Kenzo Harper : I like Bob the Builder.

  Ben Harper : Yeah, I like Bob the Builder. Yeah, I think that guy's got the right idea.

  Kenzo Harper : Why?

  Ben Harper : Well, you know, things break, he fixes them, he works outdoors, he's appreciated - it's the perfect life.

  Kenzo Harper : Why?

  Ben Harper : Well, there's no women involved, aren't there? He hangs around with a bunch of machines. No emotions, no hormones to deal with...

  Kenzo Harper : Why?

  Ben Harper : Look, Kenzo, I don't want to influence your view of the world, but I think you should know this now - that women, women are very difficult to live with!

  Kenzo Harper : Why?

  Ben Harper : Because their brains are smaller than men's!

  Kenzo Harper : Why?

  Ben Harper : Because they've got a bit missing! The bit that contains rational thought.

  Kenzo Harper : Why?

  Ben Harper : It's not important. What's important is for you to know that women are very good for this planet - because they're very good at one thing. But I can't tell you what that one thing is.

  Kenzo Harper : Why?

  Ben Harper : Doesn't matter. What's important is you must never ever tell your grandmother I told you this.

  Kenzo Harper : Why?

  Ben Harper : Because you will never ever see me again!

• Susan Harper : Your granddad's pretty special. I'm a very lucky woman.

  Kenzo Harper : Granddad said you're only good for one thing!

  Ben Harper : [pause]  I'm not going to the game, am I?

  Susan Harper : You may never go out again!