My Family (TV Series)

Once More with Feeling (2007)

Daniela Denby-Ashe: Janey Harper

Quotes 

• Janey Harper : Hey, dad. I need your advice.

  Ben Harper : Very funny, Janey.

  Janey Harper : No. I mean it.

  Ben Harper : Yeah, but does it have to be now? I mean... Janey, what can I do for you at this point? You know, you are what you are, I failed you - I'll admit that. Can I just watch my programme?

• Janey Harper : Are you even listening to me?

  Ben Harper : I'm trying not to, but you keep talking!

• Janey Harper : [about the local vicar]  What else can I do to impress him?

  Ben Harper : OK, how do you normally impress people?

  Janey Harper : I usually wear a low-cut blouse and drink through a straw.

  Ben Harper : Dear God! Why don't you talk to him about the Bible?

  Janey Harper : Or could make a donation.

  Ben Harper : Why don't you talk to him about the Bible?

• Janey Harper : Lovely service as always.

  Vicar : Thank you. I could see that you enjoyed it.

  Janey Harper : Oh, you noticed me?

  Vicar : Well, difficult not to when it's just you and me out there. Er, little tip: we don't normally whistle and applaud after morning service.

• Susan Harper : Hello, Janey. Everything alright?

  Janey Harper : The vicar just came on to me! I thought they were supposed to be celibate!

  Susan Harper : That's Catholics, dear.