WandaVision (TV Mini Series)

On a Very Special Episode... (2021)

Randall Park: Jimmy Woo

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• Jimmy Woo : I try not to speak ill of people...

  Darcy Lewis : Then allow me. Hayward's a di...

• Monica Rambeau : Okay. Okay, I've got it. What I need is a 10,000 pound fallout shelter comprised of lead for photons, cadmium for neutrons, tantalum for seismic blasts, on wheels. And then, I would be able to safety re-enter Westview. Right?

  Darcy Lewis : Yes. Theoretically.

  Monica Rambeau : I can work with theoretically.

  Jimmy Woo : [walks in with coffee]  What'd I miss?

  Darcy Lewis : The twins aged up to ten.

  Jimmy Woo : Holy Christmas. At this rate, they'll be empty nesters by dinner time.

  Monica Rambeau : I know an aerospace engineer who'd be up for this challenge.

• Jimmy Woo : But how did she even do it? Bring him back without the Mind Stone?

  Darcy Lewis : Who knows? But she has the world's only vibranium synthezoid, playing Father-Knows-Best-In-Surburbia. When happens when he learns the truth?

• Director Tyler Hayward : This morning, I received authorization to share this highly-sensitive material from S.W.O.R.D. headquarters. Until very recently, it was the top-secret location of the Vision's corpse.

  Monica Rambeau : When was this?

  Director Tyler Hayward : Nine days ago. Maximoff stormed our facility, stole the Vision's body, and resurrected him.

  Jimmy Woo : But that's in direct violation of Section 36 B of the Sokovia Accords.

  Director Tyler Hayward : And the Vision's own living will.

  Jimmy Woo : He didn't want to be anybody's weapon.

  Director Tyler Hayward : Maximoff, in her grief, disregarded his wishes.

• Director Tyler Hayward : Back up, Jimmy. Does Maximoff have an alias?

  Jimmy Woo : No sir.

  Director Tyler Hayward : No funny nickname?

  Jimmy Woo : Not a one.

  Director Tyler Hayward : And earliest tracking had her using her powers against the Avengers. Is that correct?

  Jimmy Woo : Right, before she earned their trust and became one herself.

• Monica Rambeau : What was that you were saying about props and sets and...

  Darcy Lewis : Wardrobe?

  Monica Rambeau : Where's the lab?

  Jimmy Woo : [entering the lab to find the outfit she was wearing when she was expelled from Westview]  What are we looking for?

  Monica Rambeau : That.

  Darcy Lewis : Oh, man, are we being mind-controlled to see that right now?

  Jimmy Woo : Jeepers creepers!

  Monica Rambeau : Ooh, no. They're real, all right.

  [taking Woo's service weapon] 

  Monica Rambeau : Can I borrow this?

  Jimmy Woo : Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

  [she fires three rounds at the clothes] 

  Darcy Lewis : Whoa!

  Jimmy Woo : [picking up the spent bullets]  You had a bulletproof vest on when you went inside, didn't you?

  Monica Rambeau : Those pants are 87% Kevlar. It's not an illusion. Wanda is rewriting reality.

  Darcy Lewis : Permanently?

  Monica Rambeau : I-If she can change things as they go into the Hex...

  Darcy Lewis : Ah, you called it the Hex.

  Monica Rambeau : What happens if we send something in that requires no change?

• Darcy Lewis : You really wanna go back in there? After everything she's put you through?

  Monica Rambeau : Yeah. Yes, I do.

  Jimmy Woo : Have we identified these minors yet? Or the newborns?

  Monica Rambeau : Oh, Wanda's twins are hers. Everything might look fake in the TV, but everything in there is real.

  Jimmy Woo : But Wanda manipulates people's perceptions, makes them hallucinate.

  Darcy Lewis : Yeah, that's her whole bag. If all the sets and props and wardrobe were solid matter, that would mean she's wielding an insane amount of power.

  Jimmy Woo : Far exceeding anything she's displayed in the past.

  Monica Rambeau : Uh, she could have taken out Thanos on her own if he hadn't initiated a blitz. I mean, nobody else came close.

  Jimmy Woo : Well, I'd argue that Captain Marvel came close.

  Darcy Lewis : Her powers came from an Infinity Stone, too, right?

  Monica Rambeau : We are not talking about her. We are talking about Wanda.

• Director Tyler Hayward : We are now assessing a clearer picture of this crisis. And thanks to Captain Rambeau, we now have first-person intel from inside the Westview anomaly. Our initial theory had Wanda Maxmioff as one of many victims. We now know she is the principal victimizer. Jimmy.

  Jimmy Woo : Quick history on our subject. Born in Sokovia in 1989 to Irina and Oleg Maximoff, both killed during an air raid when Maximoff and her twin brother, Pietro, were ten.

  Director Tyler Hayward : The twins were subsequently radicalized, volunteering at HYDRA.

  Jimmy Woo : It's an oversimplification of events, but, yes. After unspecified experimentation with the Mind Stone, Maximoff gained telekinetic and telepathic abilities.