The Riches (TV Series)

Anything Hugh Can Do, I Can Do Better (2007)

Minnie Driver: Dahlia Malloy

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Dahlia Malloy : [to Wayne]  Baby, gotta get up.

• Dahlia Malloy : And you know what else I been thinking, Wayne. We need to get us an Ishka. We need to clear all this shit out, do a cleansing. All of us, together. Remember, like that time in Kentucky, we went into the river, with all the snow on the rocks?

  Wayne Malloy : Now?

  Dahlia Malloy : Yeah. I'm sure there's a cold river around here somewhere.

  Wayne Malloy : No.

  Dahlia Malloy : Yeah. Cleansing, baby, cleansing.

  Cael Malloy : Now?

  Dahlia Malloy : Yeah. Oh come on, let's just do it.

  Cael Malloy : School bus is gonna be here any minute.

  Di Di Malloy : Mom, you know I got a math quiz today. I can't just go jump into a river. Sorry.

  Sam Malloy : It's library day, I gotta return my books, otherwise I can't get new ones.

  Cherien's Mother : Banana.

• Nina : Jim and I have been doing a lot of talking since your dinner party, Dahlia. I guess you can say that we've come to an understanding. Neither of us wants to downscale at this stage of our lives. And there's Zeny to think about. So... we're sharing the house. That's about all we're sharing.

  Dahlia Malloy : [pretending to be Cherien Rich]  Wow. Well, I do not know how you're doin' it.

  Nina : [holding up a joint]  Weed.

• Dahlia Malloy : [to Di Di]  You have completely lost touch with what's important.

• Dahlia Malloy : [to Wayne]  So, this is it, huh? The American Dream?

• Wayne Malloy : Well, I had a chat with Di Di. It seems that she and Eric had sex once, and she used... um... you know... birth control. It made me feel better. We had sex when you were fifteen.

  Dahlia Malloy : We were married, Wayne. We were in love.

• Dahlia Malloy : [to Wayne]  I don't know how to be myself here, Wayne.

• Dahlia Malloy : I don't know what the rules are.

  Wayne Malloy : Neither do I baby. Neither do I.

• Dahlia Malloy : You still got your job at Panco, baby.

  Wayne Malloy : Don't want it.

• [last lines] 

  Dahlia Malloy : How'd it go in court, today?

  Wayne Malloy : I won.

  Dahlia Malloy : I'm sorry.