- Reg: [looking at a pair of badminton rackets] Badminton. My God.
- Maureen: I don't know why anyone bothers doing anything any more.
- Reg: It's just people who think they're too good for tennis.
- Maureen: Why does the net have to be so high?
- Reg: Why does the net have to be high? Why is the ball made of air? You start to question badminton, you'll never stop.