My Family (TV Series)
Four Affairs and a Funeral (2007)
Tricia Kelly: Celia Phillips
Quotes
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Susan Harper : Hello, Ben! Do you want to tell me who this really is?
Ben Harper : This? Th-th-this... this is nobody!
Susan Harper : Oh no?
[Takes out some pink knickers]
Susan Harper : Then whose are these?
Stacey : Those are mine!
Susan Harper : And who is she?
Celia Phillips : She's his wife!
Stacey : No! I'm his mistress!
Susan Harper : I knew she wasn't your receptionist!
Celia Phillips : You said she was your wife!
Susan Harper : How dare you say she was your wife?
[Slaps Ben]
Ben Harper : No, Susan! She's not my wife or my mistress. She's his mistress!
[Points to picture of Henry]
Celia Phillips : And you knew about this?
[Slaps Ben]
Celia Phillips : When were you going to tell me?
Ben Harper : I was going to, but it... just didn't come up.
Stacey : What's this woman doing with my pants?
Susan Harper : I found them in his trousers.
Stacey : [Gasps] What have you been doing with my pants?
[Slaps Ben]
Ben Harper : I-I-I... was avoiding any embarrassment!
Celia Phillips : And to think that you were Henry's golf partner!
Ben Harper : I've never played golf with Henry in my life!
Celia Phillips : Liar!
[Slaps Ben]