My Family (TV Series)

Four Affairs and a Funeral (2007)

Keiron Self: Roger Bailey

Quotes 

• Roger Bailey : I'm too pretty to go to prison! I'll be passed around like a plate of chicken!

  Ben Harper : Nobody's going to prison, Roger. The coroner said he had heart failure. He had a history of heart problems, apparently.

  Roger Bailey : But we moved the body!

  Ben Harper : Roger, no crime has been committed... yet!