My Family (TV Series)
Four Affairs and a Funeral (2007)
Daniela Denby-Ashe: Janey Harper
Quotes
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Janey Harper : Morning.
Ben Harper : Morning, all!
Janey Harper : Good morning.
Susan Harper : That's your opinion!
Alfie Butts : It's like a strange parallel dimension where Mrs Harper is actually the grumpy one!
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Susan Harper : Janey, what on God's name are you doing?
Janey Harper : Sending sexy photos to Peter. We've been going out three months. It's hard to keep the relationship fresh.
Susan Harper : Three months? Haha! I have fruit older than that! Try 29 years!
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Janey Harper : What, you and dad never took naughty pictures?
Susan Harper : Just once - in a photo booth. We were banned from that Woolworths for six months.
Janey Harper : Well, it's a lot easier these days.
Michael Harper : Yes, Janey's taken being a slapper into the 21st century!
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Janey Harper : You won't believe what's been going on! Peter's been cheating on me! Some tart sent him a naked picture of herself on his mobile!
Susan Harper : [Looking worried]
Janey Harper , Susan Harper : You can't see her face! You can only see her breasts and he insists he has no idea who it is!
Susan Harper : [Looking horrified as she realises she sent the pic to Peter instead of Ben] Oh my God! What kind of depraved harlot would do a thing like that?
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Janey Harper : Did I leave my phone here last night?
Susan Harper : No, no. It must be at your place.
Janey Harper : No. No, I'll just call it.
Susan Harper : Please don't do that.
Janey Harper : Why not?
Susan Harper : [pause] I don't know.
[Janey's phone rings in her handbag - Susan takes both her and Janey's phones out and realises they both look exactly the same]
Janey Harper : Oh, mum. What have you done?
Susan Harper : You'll laugh when I tell you!
Janey Harper : You sent a picture of your breasts to my boyfriend? Please tell me you're joking!
Susan Harper : It was supposed to go to your father!