Andrew Tourell: Geoffrey

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• [last lines] 

  Tom : Geoffrey, how's it going? What news of the anti-depressions crusade?

  Geoffrey : Oh, it's going really well.

  Tom : Good!

  Geoffrey : Yes, Marian sounded most cheerful. When I last spoke to her.

  Diana : When you last spoke to her?

  Geoffrey : Yes, when I last spoke to her. At her spiritual retreat.

  Tom : Where's that?

  Geoffrey : In Wales, where she is staying with the Reverend Dennis bloody Sparrow!

  Diana : Golly gee whillikers.

  Tom : But. Oh, come along, Geoffrey. The man's a vicar; he's only ministering to her inner turmoil.

  Geoffrey : That's why when she rang me she was laughing and screaming and gasping, and I could hear a drunken vicar singing rude songs in the background. My wife has run off with a vicar and it's all your fault!

  [to Diana] 

  Geoffrey : And yours.

  [he stalks off] 

  Tom : This is terrible!

  Diana : Most alarming!

  Tom : A man of the cloth!

  Diana : Quite outrageous!

  [they both start laughing uproariously] 

  Tom : Oh, do stop laughing!

  Diana : Naughty songs!

  Tom : The poor boy.