- Reporter: [narrating] Dateline, the annual arts crafts week at Chisleton museum. Place: Chisleton museum. Where Supergran was at work making antique pots, unaware that she was about to face the case of the missing pearl of pinnel's end.
- P.C. Rupert Leekie: [admiring Supergran's pottery] Very nice. Genuine antiques, are they?
- Supergran: Aye, and I've two dozen more to do before tea and mark up the fruity pitch for the cup tie on Saturday, so I've no time to gossip to the likes of you, P.C. Leekie.
- P.C. Rupert Leekie: Sorry, Supergran.
- [gets up to leave]
- P.C. Rupert Leekie: Nice to see you, musn't stop you.
- Skull: Steal the pearl of Pinnel's end and you will have a sticky end. Bad luck will dog your footsteps bleakly, till you are nabbed by Rupert Leekie.
- Reporter: [narrating] So, that night, the ever vigilant Supergran was at the villa Villainous, home of the Scunner Campbell, just in case...
- Willard: But what's the point of inventing something that makes you invisible, Inventor Black? I mean who the hell'd want to be invsible?
- Inventor Black: [sitting in his wheelchar, with only his hat and glasses visible] Someone will, sometime Willy, I'm quite sure of that.
- Willard: I can't see it.
- Inventor Black: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
- The Scunner Campbell: What was that you said that idiot banana Black had invented?
- Tub: An invisible shield!
- The Scunner Campbell: Perfect!
- Inventor Black: What's happening, what's going on?
- Edison: I don't know, grandad, it looks like some pairs of gloves are stealing the pearl of Pinnels End. There's only one we can do, grandad.
- [shouting]
- Edison: Supergran! Supergran!
- Supergran: When a cry for help I hear and it comes from someone dear, don't delay or shilley shalley, get on your bike gran, rally rally!
- Supergran: [hands over the pearls to P.C. Leekie] Here, is there not a reward for that?
- P.C. Rupert Leekie: The benevolent fund will be very benevolent, Supergran.