- [the Eds are in barrels on a train track being led through the house; the train comes upon a doll of Eddy, ironing a sock]
- Eddy: Is that me?
- [He ducks under the display]
- Eddy: Ironing clothes?
- [Double D ducks under it as well, but Ed smashes it; The Eds come upon a doll of Double D, washing dishes]
- Edd: Oh, my! Look at the soap film on those dishes!
- [the last doll to appear is one of Ed, watching TV]
- Ed: Who's that good-looking guy?
- Eddy: Get some glasses, Ed.
- Ed: This looks like the house from "I Was A Cotton Swab In Madame Tongue Itch's Earwax Museum: The Miniseries".
- Ed: [showing off his rear to a distorting mirror, which causes his rear to look huge] Big butt, so what?
- Eddy: So what's next, Double D?
- Edd: [barely awake] Build a pen to house the aquatic creatures.
- Ed: Oh! I got one!
- [He pulls open his jacket to reveal a fridge, and takes out a bottle of mustard]
- Ed: Alley-oop!
- [Ed squeezes the mustard and a pen comes out]
- Ed: Here's your mustard, Double D.
- [Edd mutters unintelligibly and takes the mustard]
- Eddy: [annoyed] He asked for a pen!
- Ed: He asked for mustard, Eddy. Do you have corn in your ears, mister?
- [Jimmy and Sarah catch sight of Edd sleeping on Sarah's bed. Sarah rushes over and yells at Edd]
- Sarah: DOUBLE D, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
- Edd: [exhausted] I'm azleepy, sleepy, sleepy...
- [He trails off and goes back to sleep]
- Jimmy: Hmm. A severe case of exhaustion, don't you think?
- Sarah: I'm the doctor, and I say he's dead!
- [She shakes Edd. The boy rolls onto his back and sighs contentedly]
- Jimmy: Eee!
- Sarah: He's worser than I thought! Let's operate!
- Kevin: [dragging Edd by the arm over to his bike] I'll mark two points off your dork rating if you can figure out what's up with my bike chain.
- [He holds Edd's head to where the bike chain is. The bike chain has clearly fallen off the gears. Edd snores. Kevin shakes him]
- Edd: [drowsily] Liberally apply toothpaste for cleaner, brighter teeth...
- [Jonny peeks out from behind a tree and sees Edd slumbering peacefully against it]
- Jonny 2x4: Be brave, Plank. Double D will help.
- [to Edd]
- Jonny 2x4: Double D? Can you help us?
- [Edd lifts his bleary eyes]
- Jonny 2x4: It's a little embarrassing. Um, Plank's got this growth.
- [He presents Plank, who is growing a twig, to the exhausted Edd]
- Jonny 2x4: Is it serious?
- [Edd laughs hysterically, then climbs onto Jonny's head and curls up on it, drifting off]
- Jonny 2x4: Double D was laughing with you, not at you, Plank! You're silly.
- Lee Kanker: We are gathered here today to join in marriage the Kankers and the Eds. They must promise to love, honor and obey, or we will pound them.
- Marie Kanker: Blah, blah, blah. Quit showing off, Lee!