Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

Honor Thy Ed/Scrambled Ed (2000)

Matt Hill: Ed

Quotes 

• [the Eds are in barrels on a train track being led through the house; the train comes upon a doll of Eddy, ironing a sock] 

  Eddy : Is that me?

  [He ducks under the display] 

  Eddy : Ironing clothes?

  [Double D ducks under it as well, but Ed smashes it; The Eds come upon a doll of Double D, washing dishes] 

  Edd : Oh, my! Look at the soap film on those dishes!

  [the last doll to appear is one of Ed, watching TV] 

  Ed : Who's that good-looking guy?

  Eddy : Get some glasses, Ed.

• Ed : This looks like the house from "I Was A Cotton Swab In Madame Tongue Itch's Earwax Museum: The Miniseries".

• Ed : [after hearing a ballerina music box]  It's the phantom of the earwax!

• Ed : I found some grass.

  Eddy : Woop dee doo, Ed.

• Edd : [the knob for the front door fell off and rolled across the floor into a hole]  Please tell me that didn't happen.

  Ed : It didn't happen.

• Ed : [showing off his rear to a distorting mirror, which causes his rear to look huge]  Big butt, so what?

• Eddy : Where are those sponges?

  Ed : SHH! The walls are have ears, Eddy! Follow me!

• Eddy : So what's next, Double D?

  Edd : [barely awake]  Build a pen to house the aquatic creatures.

  Ed : Oh! I got one!

  [He pulls open his jacket to reveal a fridge, and takes out a bottle of mustard] 

  Ed : Alley-oop!

  [Ed squeezes the mustard and a pen comes out] 

  Ed : Here's your mustard, Double D.

  [Edd mutters unintelligibly and takes the mustard] 

  Eddy : [annoyed]  He asked for a pen!

  Ed : He asked for mustard, Eddy. Do you have corn in your ears, mister?

• Edd : Oh, dear! A shriek of terror!

  Ed : Dad's home!

• [Eddy fails to wake Edd up] 

  Eddy : What a lump.

  Ed : Why, thank you, Eddy.

• Ed : [to Eddy, while carrying Edd over his shoulder]  Ssh! He is sawing logs, the little dickens.