Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Gossip (2007)

Zane Huett: Parker Scavo

Quotes 

• [Parker is sitting outside watching Mrs. McClusky wash her door] 

  Tom Scavo : Here you are. What are you doing outside?

  Parker Scavo : Some big kids threw eggs at Mrs. McClusky's house.

  Tom Scavo : Oh, jeez, they shouldn't have done that.

  Parker Scavo : We should go talk to her.

  Tom Scavo : Naw, it's late, she probably doesn't want us to bother her.

• Parker Scavo : [Parker sees kids painting 'witch' on Mrs. McCluskey's door]  What's gonig on?

  Parker Scavo : [sees it]  Hey don't do that!

  Freddy : Why not?

  Parker Scavo : Because she's not a witch!

  Freddy : How do you know?

  Parker Scavo : Cause she isn't! Don't be a jerk!

  [the kids start making fun of him] 

  Parker Scavo : Shut up!

  [a kid pushes him down] 

  Karen McCluskey : Hey you boys, knock it off!

  Karen McCluskey : [puts her arm on Parker's shoulder]  Parker I'm sorry. Are you all right?

  Parker Scavo : [He pulls his shoulder away]  Ya know, everything would be okay if you told people what you told me. You can make them stop.

  [he walks off] 

• Karen McCluskey : [Parker rings Mrs. McCluskey's doorbell]  Waould ya stop ringing that damn... I'm sorry Parker, I thought you where one of those little pissheads that keeps ringing the doorbell and running away. What's on your mind?

  Parker Scavo : I want you to come back and babysit us, the new sitter stinks!

  Karen McCluskey : Your folks hired a new sitter?

  Parker Scavo : Yeah, and she thinks carrots are snacks!

  Karen McCluskey : Well that's rough. But life's like that sometimes.

  Parker Scavo : It doesn't have to be. If you just told people what happened with your husband, everything could go back to the way it was.

  Karen McCluskey : Parker, see those women over there. Nothing I could say could stop those tongues from wagging. I'm sorry kid but I just have to wait this one out.

• Susan Mayer : Oh, that's right she babysat your kids.

  Lynette Scavo : Oh, please I don't wanna think of how many times she brought them ice cream from that basement. I mean geez, if you wanna keep your husband on ice, at least have a dedicated freezer.

  Susan Mayer : Do you think she actually killed him?

  Gabrielle Solis : Uh, yeah. Why else would she have hid the body?

  Lynette Scavo : Well so far all they've charged her with is improper disposal of a corpse.

  Gabrielle Solis : Once they defrost the body and do an autopsy, i guarentee you their gonna find a belly full of arsenic!

  Parker Scavo : What's arsenic?

  Lynette Scavo : It's just, it's something yucky. Go and play!