- Marc St. James: What, you think he's out of my league? He's a nine, I'm an eight.
- Amanda Tanen: He's a ten, you're a six.
- Marc St. James: You're a bitch, I'm a seven!
- Marc St. James: What is it girl? Someone fell down a well?
- Amanda Tanen: Betty... internet dating... must mock...
- Daniel Meade: [Betty has just told Daniel that they are going to a briefing being held by Wilhelmina] Is that where we're going? I wanted to go get some Danish.
- [Betty pulls a danish out of her purse]
- Daniel Meade: Are you really that good or did you just happen to have that with you?
- Betty Suarez: You'll never know.
- Amanda Tanen: [Betty is taking a picture to put on an online dating site] Head down, shoot from above, get those bangs to cover those caterpillars, and hide your chins by doing this
- [puts both hands, touching at the fingertips, under her chin]
- Amanda Tanen: , and for God's sake, lose the glasses.
- Betty Suarez: Amanda, I wear glasses, I'm not gonna lie.
- Amanda Tanen: Whatever, but guys don't make passes at girls who are fat.
- Amanda Tanen: These are the shoes I borrowed.
- Christina McKinney: You borrowed the Jimmy Choos. This is a sandwich.
- Amanda Tanen: You usually don't open the box that fast. I'll be right back.
- [hurries out of room]
- Betty Suarez: [Betty checks her profile on a dating website] Christina, look! I have responses to my profile!
- Christina McKinney: 15 of them! First one's from ILoveTacos.
- Betty Suarez: I love tacos!
- Christina McKinney: Then ILoveChurros.
- Betty Suarez: I love churros!
- Christina McKinney: Then ILoveTortillas.
- Betty Suarez: [realizes all of these are fake] Amanda, you're not funny.
- Amanda Tanen: [walks over] I'm a little funny.
- Christina McKinney: Hey, there's one, NiceGuy47.
- Betty Suarez: Ooh! It's a real one. "I'd love to go out with you; your profile says you love bowling, so if you have some 'spare' time..."
- Christina McKinney, Betty Suarez: Aww!
- Amanda Tanen: I don't get it.