The Return of 'Allo 'Allo! (2007 TV Movie)

Arthur Bostrom: Officer Crabtree

Quotes 

• Officer Crabtree : Good moaning.

  [approaches the bar] 

  Officer Crabtree : I was just pissing your coffee, when I thought I'd drip in for a drunk.

• Officer Crabtree : [reminicing about his arrival in France]  Ah yes, I remember it well. It was a dick night, and there was no min.

  René Artois : [to the audience]  Dark night, no moon.

  Officer Crabtree : I jumped out of a Brittish bummer, which was being chased by some German farters.