- Celeste Cunningham: I like your necklace.
- Liz Lemon: Oh, thank, it's actually a rape whistle, but the whistle part fell off and I just liked how it looked, so I kept it...
- Tracy Jordan: I do not want to disappoint my Japanese public, especially Godzilla. HAHAHAHA! Just kidding. I know he doesn't care what humans do.
- Liz Lemon: Wait! Isn't she that congresswoman who's trying to...
- Jack: Trying to destroy this company for allegedly turning some children orange? Yes, and therein lies the dilemma. This corporation has a very strict bros before hoes policy.
- Liz Lemon: Wow so you must really have some serious feelings for her.
- Jack: Okay if I can't say "lovers" you can't say "feelings". But yes, it is serious.
- Liz Lemon: Well, I will leave you to it.
- Celeste Cunningham: 'It' meaning 'business'.
- Liz Lemon: Of course. I call the movie 'Risky Business' 'Risky It' because it means business. Lemon out.
- Celeste Cunningham: Jack, I convinced the Sheinhardt Wig plaintiffs to settle.
- Jack: That's fantastic news. What did they end up getting?
- Celeste Cunningham: $5 million each.
- Jack: $5 million each? That's NBA sexual assault money.