- Jack Donaghy: A youthful companion is the ultimate status accessory.
- Liz Lemon: Well, maybe you can pull that off, you're a man. It's different for women.
- Jack Donaghy: That is so sexist of you. To that clueless boy over there, you're a very powerful woman. Technically you're a catch. You got money, status, naturally thick hair, a decent set.
- Jack Donaghy: Stop fighting this. He's hot, poor, and eager to please. Just buy him a few gifts, never give him your home phone number, and if you set a curfew, stick to it.
- Tracy Jordan: Have you ever been to Knuckle Beach? It's a totally different world; a world where orange soda is an acceptable substitute for breast milk.
- Liz Lemon: Oh God, is it only 1:00 am?
- Jamie: Yeah, so after this I figure we hit up Marquee. They only serve drinks till 4:00, but I can get us into this great after-hours club in Brooklyn...
- Liz Lemon: I'm 37.
- Jamie: What?
- Liz Lemon: I'm 37. Please don't make me go to Brooklyn.
- Jamie: I'm 20.
- Liz Lemon: Oh, boy. This just went from a senior dating a freshman to Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau.
- Jamie: Are those friends of yours?
- Kenneth Parcell: [on phone] Sir, conditions have deteriorated. I made De Marquee captain like you said, but having a kid from Trinidad in charge made the Latinos real mad. And they all seemed to really hate my grandpa, 'cause they keep yelling "kill whitey" and I'm like "What do you think you are, alcohol?"
- Jack Donaghy: [on cellphone] Right, Kenneth, calm down. There was bound to be some unrest once we removed Tracy. They're testing our resolve. Stay the course.
- Cerie: Oh, Liz. Did I see you Saturday at Marquee?
- Liz Lemon: I was there. Yes.
- Cerie: So what were you doing there? Is it like that time they found my grandpa at the bus station?
- Liz Lemon: No, I was there with Jamie, the coffee guy. And we had a great time.
- Cerie: Wow, coffee guy? That'll really make your ex-husband jealous.
- Liz Lemon: Cerie, for the last time, I have never been married.
- Cerie: That's the spirit!