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Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : A youthful companion is the ultimate status accessory.
Liz Lemon : Well, maybe you can pull that off, you're a man. It's different for women.
Jack Donaghy : That is so sexist of you. To that clueless boy over there, you're a very powerful woman. Technically you're a catch. You got money, status, naturally thick hair, a decent set.
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Jack Donaghy : Stop fighting this. He's hot, poor, and eager to please. Just buy him a few gifts, never give him your home phone number, and if you set a curfew, stick to it.
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Jack Donaghy : [after seeing Liz out with 20-year-old Jamie] Where did you two meet, an Amber Alert?
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Kenneth Parcell : [on phone] Sir, conditions have deteriorated. I made De Marquee captain like you said, but having a kid from Trinidad in charge made the Latinos real mad. And they all seemed to really hate my grandpa, 'cause they keep yelling "kill whitey" and I'm like "What do you think you are, alcohol?"
Jack Donaghy : [on cellphone] Right, Kenneth, calm down. There was bound to be some unrest once we removed Tracy. They're testing our resolve. Stay the course.
