30 Rock (TV Series)

Subway Hero (2008)

Jack McBrayer: Kenneth Parcell

Quotes 

• Jack Donaghy : ...let me ask you a question, Kenneth. If Mr. Bright here told you to vote Republican, would you do it?

  Kenneth Parcell : Oh, uh, no, sir. I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name!

  Jack Donaghy : That's Republican. We count those.

• Kenneth Parcell : I don't choose Democrat or Republican because choosing is a sin, so I just write in the Lord's name.

  Jack : That's Republican; we count those.

• Bucky Bright : Back then we didn't have pages, you know. We had what we called "sandwich girls."

  Kenneth Parcell : Oh, because they got you sandwiches?

  Bucky Bright : No, no, no, two guys'd get... Hey, my old dressing room!