30 Rock (TV Series)

Subway Hero (2008)

Kevin Dotcom Brown: Dot Com

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• Jack Donaghy : Dot Com, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is... offputting.

  Dot Com : I guess that's why I'm still single.

  [walks off downtrodden] 

• Jack Donaghy : And, let none of us forget that the GOP is the party of Lincoln.

  Tracy Jordan : Lincoln was a Republican?

  Dot Com : Actually, today's Republican Party would be unrecognizable to Lincoln. He fought a war to preserve federal authority over the states. That's not exactly small government.

  Jack Donaghy : Dot Com, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is... off-putting.

  Dot Com : I guess that's why I'm still single.