30 Rock (TV Series)

Subway Hero (2008)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy, Richard Nixon

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• Jack Donaghy : ...let me ask you a question, Kenneth. If Mr. Bright here told you to vote Republican, would you do it?

  Kenneth Parcell : Oh, uh, no, sir. I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name!

  Jack Donaghy : That's Republican. We count those.

• Jack Donaghy : Dennis.

  Dennis Duffy : Yeah, Jack?

  Jack Donaghy : What are your politics?

  Dennis Duffy : Social conservative, fiscal liberal.

• Jack Donaghy : Dot Com, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is... offputting.

  Dot Com : I guess that's why I'm still single.

  [walks off downtrodden] 

• Jack : Jonathan's going to round up all the cool Republican celebrities.

  Liz Lemon : [laughs]  Like who, Chuck Norris?

  Jack : No, C-No and I had a falling out after I switched to another dojo.

• Kenneth Parcell : I don't choose Democrat or Republican because choosing is a sin, so I just write in the Lord's name.

  Jack : That's Republican; we count those.

• Tracy Jordan : [reading from cue cards]  "My fellow Blackmericans!" Hey, Jack. Can I just say black Americans? There's no such thing as Blackmericans.

  Jack Donaghy : That's great, that's why you're here.

  Tracy Jordan : "My fellow black Americans, Dr. King once had a dream, a dream that we all share: to build a 200-foot-high wall to keep Mexico out. And he also hated the estate tax."

• Jack Donaghy : [about Richard Nixon]  God bless that wiretapping bastard!

• Jack : Save it Liz, I booked the 911 Bird. Winston here saved his owner by dialing 911 and yelling fire... only because he didn't know the word for rape.

• Jack Donaghy : Save it for your iVillage blog, Lemon.

• Jack Donaghy : And, let none of us forget that the GOP is the party of Lincoln.

  Tracy Jordan : Lincoln was a Republican?

  Dot Com : Actually, today's Republican Party would be unrecognizable to Lincoln. He fought a war to preserve federal authority over the states. That's not exactly small government.

  Jack Donaghy : Dot Com, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is... off-putting.

  Dot Com : I guess that's why I'm still single.