Spaceballs: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Watch Your Assic Park (2008)

Rino Romano: Lone Starr

Quotes 

• Barf : Whoah by Jove it works, the precocious little girl's a hero.

  Princess Vespa : Oh, is she? Then riddle me this: why didn't she stop these creatures two acts ago?

  Lone Starr : Oh, zip it, Vespa, nobody wants to hear your logic problems. Besides, the episode's almost over.

• Lone Starr : Ok, guys, I've found a dimly lit, confusing to navigate pasageway where we can wait out what will presumably be the final minutes of our lives in mindnumbing terror. What do you think?

  Barf : Good Plan.

  Princess Vespa : Ok.

  Dot Matrix : Let's go.

  Princess Vespa : Yeah.

• Princess Vespa : Lone Starr, do something!

  Lone Starr : Like what?

  Princess Vespa : Use the Schwartz, you tool!

• Lone Starr : [under attack by a Tyrannosaurus Rex]  Oh no, he's grabbed the adorable little girl and one of the anonymous lawyers.

  Dot Matrix : I wonder who's gonna get it first?

• Lone Starr : Yogurt, what are you doing here?

  Yogurt : Well, I have to show up at some point in the episode, don't I?

• Lone Starr : Skroob, this time I've gone too far.

  President Skroob : Oh please, sissy. Do you know how many evil plan's I've had that have been way worse than this?

  Lone Starr : Well you won't succeed. Not if I can help it.

  President Skroob : Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do about it?

  Lone Starr : I'm gonna blogg about it.

• Princess Vespa : What's Skroob doing here?

  Lone Starr : Well, he kinda... owns the Spankees.

  Princess Vespa : What? How can you root for a team run by the most evil man in the galaxy?

  Lone Starr : It's a moral conundrum I've chosen to ignore, ok, princess?