- Spidermawg: I am Spidermawg. Half man, half dog... half spider!
- Lone Starr: Alright, Spidermawg. We got work and half to do here.
- President Skroob: Holy shit, I'm becomming Mothball! I will destroy Spidermawg for there is no way he can stop the all powerful Mothball!
- Commanderette Zircon: Okay, a moth versus a spider. This is gonna turn out real well.
- Mothball: Not so fast, Spidermawg.
- Spidermawg: Who the hell are you?
- Mothball: I am Mothball. Half moth, half ball.
- Spidermawg: Yeah, I gathered that from your name.
- President Skroob: Then it's settled. Let there be six bosoms to cover my face while I prepare for my next attack.
- Charlene: [giggles] Boobs away!