Life on Mars (TV Series)

Episode #2.6 (2007)

Ian Puleston-Davies: Toolbox Terry

Quotes 

• [Toolbox Terry is questioning Rocket about drug dealers. His sidekick Big Bird is holding a large sack] 

  Toolbox Terry : So Rocket, what's going on.

  Rocket : My business involves the sacred bond of trust. Geezer, I can't. I would rather have rabid ferrets munch on my testicles.

  Toolbox Terry : You always say that, don't you, Rocket.

  [Toolbox Terry nods at Big Bird who begins to pull something out of the sack] 

  Rocket : [gulping]  What's in the sack?

  [Big Bird reveals a ferret] 

  Big Bird : Not rabid, boss, but they are *very* annoyed.

  [Toolbox Terry pulls down Rocket's Y-fronts. Big Bird takes a look] 

  Big Bird : Poor ferrets. Not going to be getting much of a lunch.