House M.D. (TV Series)
Resignation (2007)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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[House offers Wilson a cup of coffee]
Dr. Gregory House : Why are you suspicious?
Dr. Wilson : Because it's either that or accept the fact that you've done something nice. And then I'd have to deal with the Horsemen and the Rain of Fire and the End of Days.
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Dr. Robert Chase : Why's Foreman quitting?
Dr. Gregory House : He wants to breed llamas.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Good luck.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Thank you.
Dr. Gregory House : That's it? You're not gonna tell him that we're a family and families don't abandon each other?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [Looks at House] Do you want me to?
Dr. Gregory House : No.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [Looks at Foreman] Would it make any difference?
Dr. Eric Foreman : No.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Good luck, Doctor Foreman.
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[House got the number of a nutritionist]
Dr. Gregory House : I was about to examine her boyfriend's rectum.
Dr. Wilson : You asked for a date while your finger was in her boyfriend?
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Dr. Gregory House : They're antidepressants not antiannoyancents.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Wilson, after telling a patient she's dying, and got no reaction] She's no different than she'd ever been.
Dr. Gregory House : [to himself] She was no different than she'd ever been... Oh, God. I gotta go.
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Dr. Gregory House : My patient is about to have a heart attack. It's gonna be massive!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Oh, well, that's too bad 'cause I just got tickets to a stroke on the third floor.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Are you sure?
Dr. Eric Foreman : Yeah.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Why?
Dr. Gregory House : He's afraid of turning into me.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Well, that's a good enough reason. Sign here.
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[last lines]
Dr. Gregory House : You do realize you just... skipped over several deep character flaws than most women would run screaming from?
Honey : You told the truth.
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah. I don't always do that either.
Honey : Well, how miserable can you be saving lives, sleeping around, and doing drugs?
Dr. Gregory House : Were you on the debating team in high school?
[pauses]
Dr. Gregory House : Also: I hate... tea.
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[repeated line]
Dr. Gregory House : *I* think there's an *infection*.
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Dr. Gregory House : You dosed me!
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Dr. Allison Cameron : What's going on?
Dr. Gregory House : Feel free to speculate amongst yourselves.